there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret
I love how, instead of slut shaming her, you’re legitimately impressed and slightly envious
“First, you need to weaken the target Pokémon”
I can not stop laughing at this. The people next to him
i have a lot of favorite dave quotes but i think about this one daily
so while walking around New York City and interviewing people for a friend’s anthropology project, I met Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
we went into a diner to stop for lunch and they were sitting a few tables away from us. so i asked really awkwardly if i could ask them a few questions for our project while they waited for their food, and they invited me to sit down with them.
they immediately launched into a sarcastic, rapid-fire, back-and-forth banter that i could hardly keep up without laughing my ass off. it was awesome. they were awesome. dear tumblr i just want to tell you that i sat down in a diner with the Sprouse twins and they were absolutely awesome.
gonna be doing something reeealllyyy cool with these
THANKS DUDE EVERYONE FORGOT TODAY
the nerve of some animals
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”